"\0It's your first day today, Reaper, so here is a simple task that you won't screw up." | "\4Devils \0must be sent to the left elevator, to \2HELL, \4people \0must be sent to the right one, to \1HEAVEN." | "\0Go ahead!"
"\0Today other reapers noticed a funny thing and that's what I say, Reaper." | "\0Trying to send his demonic denizens to \1HEAVEN, \2Lucifer \0began to endow people with his demonic power and \4horns!" | "\0From this day on everyone who wears \4horns, \0should be sent to \2HELL." | "\0Go ahead!"
"\0Today people started to use \4weapons, \0Reaper!" | "\4Weapons \0are those dangerous things they have with them. The way to \1HEAVEN \0is closed for them, as Famine's mouth is closed for the healthy food." | "\0Send everyone who gets to you with \4firearms \0or \4edged weapons, \0to \2HELL." | "\0Let's begin!"
"\0Do you know, Reaper, that an average person has up to five liters of blood?" | "\0Some have it on themselves, by the way." | "\0In order not to stain the white and pure \1HEAVEN, \0those who are covered \4in blood \0should be sent to \2HELL." | "\0Let's begin!"
"\4Hats and headgear \0save from cold and the wind, but here \4hats \0hinder our right decisions." | "\0Everyone who comes here can use \4hats \0to hide horns, and \4horns \0 are a feature of \2HELL." | "\0Take off hats from clients to make sure you make the right decision." | "\0Your day begins!"
"\0One of the bloodiest days, Reaper, is today!" | "\0There's so much \4blood, \0so you neet to look everywhere, even at \4the feet." | "\4Puddles of blood \0left by the sinners are a clear sign of their bad intentions, so the \2HELL \0is where they belong." | "\0Let's begin!"
"\0Your first weekend, Reaper. Though you work on weekends, today we have a surprise for you - a theme day." | "\0Use your accumulated knowledge surrounded by the inhabitants of Ancient Egypt, and do your job properly." | "\0Go ahead."
"\0Your first week is over, and, as a prize, we open \3Purgatory." | "\0In fact, it was closed for repairs, so it's just a coincidence." | "\0Our \3Purgatory \0is for sinners who have realized their mistakes in life." | "\0From now on, if the blood under the feet of your client can be washed away as the sin, send the client to \3Purgatory." | "\0Let's go!" | "\0Oh, I almost forgot. Perhaps you have noticed that sometimes you get more skulls? It's your intuition. If you send a client \4without any manipulations, \0you'll get an additional skull."
"\0We do everything to help creatures in their afterlife." | "\0People believe that the blood can be washed away only by blood, but we'll give them a chance." | "\0If the \4blood \0can be \4removed \0from the client, send them to \3Purgatory." | "\0Let's go!"
"\0Weapon isn't always harmful, Reaper." | "\0Sometimes its effect isn't as clear as it might seem at first sight." | "\0From now on, anyone strong enough to release a weapon should be sent to \3Purgatory." | "\0Go on, Reaper!"
"\0Someone obviously watched too many substandard series, Reaper." | "\0I don't know why this hellish feature should be this catchy, but if you see creatures with a \4red glow of the eyes, \0do not hesitate to send them to \2HELL." | "\0Go on, and there's Tardis waiting for me... Er, I mean, deeds."
"\0The backlash from \1HEAVEN, \0as ridiculous as it may sound. Do you think the wings are now a sign of \1HEAVEN?" | "\0Certainly not. \4White glow of the eyes, \0Carl! Okay, wings are angelic things, but why not a halo?" | "\0So, Reaper, from this day on all those creatures who have \4clear, holy, beautiful white light in their eyes, \0go to \1HEAVEN." | "\0Begin."
"\0Terrific! Well, well, well ... Hmm ... Reaper! Great news!" | "\0Today, people invented writing, and the first thing they printed is… \4Bible!" | "\0It's a holy book, well, you know." | "\0In general, the new rule - everyone who comes to us with this, according to the custom, \4sacred book, \0will go to \1HEAVEN." | "\0Your working day begins!"
"\0Ah, the smell of horse manure, caked blood and the sound of screams during castle siege! " | "\0Today is a holiday, Reaper, and it's called Medieval Magic! Use your skills and don't let me down." | "\0Proceed."
"\0Have you noticed something? No? Yes? You should be ashamed and be more attentive." | "\0Today we have the next test of your skills - \4glasses." | "\4Take off the glasses \0from creatures to see the eyes and avoid mistakes when destining them." | "\0I hope you know that \4glasses are hiding the eyes, \0and eyes can tell a lot." | "\0Get started!"
"\0Mmm, trainee! Today is the music day of the second test week." | "\0Recently I went to a concert of a metal band called \4'Death Minions Whisper', \0which ended up in booze and riot deaths." | "\0Now these \4metalheads \0are sent right here. Everything would be fine if they wouldn't use my name in the title." | "\0So now we send all the \4metalheads \0(with \4Sign of the Horns\0) \0to \2HELL." | "\0YEAH, METAAAL!"
"\0So, Reaper, there's a hilarious news - Famine has decided that he hasn't enough food, so he asked us to send everyone not ready to \4give up gluttony to \2HELL." | "\0You understand, huh? Famine wants to eat everything himself, and I'm not surprised." | "\0In general, if you see someone \4with food in their hands, \0send them to \2HELL." | "\0Let's go!"
"\0Once, a long time ago, I made the wrong choice - I denied a plate of rice and chose a delicious burger." | "\0This is the case of the past days, but I still have my conscience gnawing me. Thus, the current discourse - \4Conscience, \0or rather the lack of it." | "\0Some creatures have it and it does not allow them to go to \3Purgatory, \0and they \4demand \0something else. Send them to \2HELL, \0for we are the law!" | "\0Go ahead."
"\0Reaper, I've been thinking." | "\0Famine doesn't like when people eat. I once ate a burger instead of healthy food." | "\0You know, I think that creatures should be given a second chance, at least in this case." | "\0From this day on, all who \4refuse food \0and throw it away should get to \3Purgatory, \0to atone for their sins. Yes, that will do." | "\0I'm a bit tired. But you go work."
"\0Ha-ha-ha! Just read this, Reaper! \2'Ezios Creedos Lusiferus...', \0damn, there are too many s's." | "\0It took people just a couple of centuries to write a bad book after a good one." | "\0And when I say 'bad book', I mean everything: this book is evil and is also written badly." | "\0Hereby I present the \4NECRONOMICON! \0Or how's it called anyway? Here's the thing. Those who worship \2Satan \0will be glad to meet him personally." | "\0Those who come to us with \4this book \0should be sent to \2HELL." | "\0Amen."
"\0Arrgh, land-creeping dummy! Today's the day of celebRRRation - the PiRRRate Day! Pipe up! And down! And to the \3Purgatory." | "\0Just, as usual, use your knowledge and do what you must, Reaper." | "\0Get to woRRRk!"
"\0Oh, my skull cracks from pain. Huh, skull cracks. You got it? OK, another day begins. Today we work with, say, simple things." | "\0Let's talk about \4flowers. \0And \4microphones. \0In general, I mean everything which cannot cause harm, \0let's call it \4neutral items." | "\0If your client has one, you can simply \4pay \0it \4no attention, \0because it means nothing. I believe it's gonna be easy for you." | "\0Go ahead!"
"\0Listen, Reaper, we have a miracle! People now can \4reject \0those who they worship." | "\0We stand for the equal rights, so the ones who \4renounce Bible \0cannot go to \2HELL, \0and the ones who \4renounce Satan's Book \0cannot go to \1HEAVEN, \0or it would be unfair." | "\0That's why everyone who \4drops \0his or her \4'favorite' book \0should be sent to \3Purgatory. \0In the eternal darkness of our \3Purgatory \4books \4are not needed." | "\0Go ahead."
"\0As any former unemployed you know about weekends." | "\0They were created along with the work, along with laziness. And along with weekends, people invented \4booze \0and \4liquor." | "\0Many come here for that reason - not because of the weekends, I mean \4drunkenness." | "\0So, from now on everyone who comes to us with a \4bottle of strong drink \0holding it tightly, should be sent to \2HELL!" | "\0Yo-ho-ho!"
"\3Purgatory \0responded, Reaper. They got dibs on the \4black eye color." | "\0Yes, yes. 'Supernatural' tells us that \4black eyes \0are a sign of a demon, but it's a whole new game." | "\0Anyone with \4eyes glowing black \0should be sent to \3Purgatory." | "\0Do it."
"\0Money, money, money! I wish I could agree with the task today, Reaper, but I, as an employer, understand our customers." | "\4The need for money \0is common to us, managers, but, alas, not all are as powerful and not susceptible to greed as I am." | "\0Any creature \4holding wealth \0should be sent to \2HELL." | "\0Come on, time is money!"
"\0The people elected the first king, Reaper, you are the witness!" | "\4Kings \0are the same people, but they rule other people by their own will." | "\0Some of the kings and people put themselves above others, being exposed to one of the sins - \4Pride." | "\0No, it's not like the Four Horsemen. Why do you look at me like that?" | "\0Come on, here's the new rule - all creatures \4wearing crown \0should be sent to their fellows, to \2HELL." | "\0Come on, liege, perform your duties."
"\0You know, Reaper, that's how people see the festive future." | "\0Space wars, distant galaxies! But for you, it's just a working weekend day when you can use your vast knowledge!" | "\0Let's go!"
"\0You know, Reaper, sometimes it's good to say 'No' to something that brings you happiness but doesn't benefit your life." | "\0That's how I feel today. I don't know why, but I want to give a chance to those \4alcoholics." | "\0What would you think if from this day on everyone \4renouncing alcohol \0and letting it go will be set to \3Purgatory?" | "\0Why do I ask? That's the new rule." | "\0Start your day, Reaper."
"\0I have a great idea, how we can increase your wealth." | "\0Let's crack the problem with the same tools that generate the problem." | "\0If the creature is \4ready to give up its wealth, \0to renounce \4Greed \0in favor of, ahem, clearing its conscience, send it to \3Purgatory." | "\0Got it? \4Renouncing wealth \0provides a possibility for atonement. What? Greed? Nooo, we are not like that." | "\0Come on, no questions asked, Reaper. Start your work."
"\0Wow, Reaper, I faced some paradox today." | "\0I decided to revive old and have a bit fun of work. And what I discovered? Human \4refused \0to go to \1HEAVEN!" | "\0Judging sensibly that every creature has some freedom, I did not force him to go to \1HEAVEN, \0but \2HELL \0wasn't what he deserved, either." | "\0Thus, I sent him to \3Purgatory \0so that he can calm his conscience. Such creatures should go to \1HEAVEN \0once they are ready." | "\0It's your new rule for today \4renouncing \1HEAVEN \4leads to \3Purgatory." | "\0Go to it!"
"\4Krueger. Assassin. Agent 47. That villain from the action movie. \0They all have two things in common: the first one - they are killers, the second - they all have \4traces of aggression." | "\0So, Reaper, you can have fun working today, as the weekend's coming closer!" | "\0All creatures with \4signs of aggression \0standing like they are threatening their last judge, I mean threatening you, should be sent to \2HELL \0under any circumstances." | "\0Justice be done!"
"\0We had a sad but instructive lesson for today - king Charles I was executed." | "\0So to say, \4his crown \0slipped from his head, along with the head." | "\0And I thought, why not use this trick in our work?" | "\0If a creature is ready to \4renounce its pride and the crown, \0send it to \3Purgatory \0for the sake of redemption." | "\0Go to it!"
"\0Ha-ha-ha! Reaper, remember this day - people have invented \4suicide." | "\0And a variety of ways to commit it. And the reasons are dumb to dumber. Some choke with a spoon, some drive \4an ax into the head." | "\0Yes, \4an ax! \0I can't even imagine how it happens. Well, we won't judge them. I mean, we sure will." | "\4Suicides \0with some \4deadly things stuck in their heads \0should be sent to \2HELL. \0You know it's a sin." | "\0Get to it."
"\0'This is Sparta!' - I adore this movie." | "\0Gerard Butler is my favorite actor, it's good he turned out to be the immortal chosen one." | "\0But this doesn't prevent me to arrange a holiday in honor of the Spartans!" | "\0And today, Reaper, you'll taste the magic of strong and brutal men!" | "\0AHU!"
"\0What a lovely day, don't you think? The environment has such delightful colors!" | "\0Ah, and this lovely orange lava, it is so comfortable and warm! I lost my chain of thoughts! Ah, got it!" | "\0From this day on, as the punishment to love-giving assholes, \4Cupids, \0freely walking around without proper supervising, we will send them back from where they came - to \1HEAVEN." | "\0They're more likely fall than fly, huh." | "\0Get to it."
"\0Today we faced a previously unknown problem that we had faced earlier." | "\0Yes, it happens, time paradoxes, you know." | "\0Some people with dexterity exceeding the average maximum give us ultimatums and \4run straight to \1HEAVEN!" | "\0We cannot send these \4swifters \0indiscriminately, so your \4time is limited. \0That's the case. Do it right, I've just started to believe in you." | "\0Get to it."
"\0Congratulations, Reaper! Today is the first time when you touch to the history. \4Angels." | "\1God \0gathers \4Angels \0in his \1HEAVEN, \0I guess, something's coming." | "\0What? No, \4Cupids \0were not angels. They shoot arrows with hearts instead of arrowheads, they're absolutely not soldiers of \1HEAVEN." | "\0Don't bother me, Reaper. Here's the rule for today - all \4Angels go to \1HEAVEN." | "\0Do it."
"\0Oh, we seem to have made a mistake recently. It turns out that those dangerous \4items stuck in the head not always mean sin \0and suicide. That's how it is..." | "\0But, you're not guilty, Reaper. Say that your boss is responsible, and that's me, and no one will hold me accountable." | "\0Let's give our customers a chance to mend their ways! If a \4dangerous item \0easily, like a pen from the ink tank, \4comes out of the creature's head \0- \4don't count \0this feature." | "\0Yes, that's right, count all \4other features \0and make your decision on this basis. Not the easiest day, huh?" | "\0Get to work."
"\0Do you remember, a week ago we met with the power of \4Conscience, \0which ordinary people can show? Today it becomes more interesting." | "\0Those who must lead these people - \4priests and bishops \0- not always deserve it and sometimes succumb to temptations." | "\0Remember, if you serve \1God \0and lead other people this way - you should go to \1HEAVEN." | "\0If you break the covenants you declare - you must go to \2HELL." | "\0No \3Purgatory, \0Reaper. \4Don't send priests \0to \3Purgatory. \0I hope I don't have to repeat this three times." | "\0Let's work!"
"\0There are masquerades, Reaper, and theater performances. And people often wear \4masks \0to express the desired emotions and hide the real ones." | "\0Also, \4masks \0can be worn to hide ugliness, like, for example, Pestilence does, ha-ha. But that's not about it." | "\4A Mask is a sign of lying, \0and lie is a sin, and sin means a free ticket to \2HELL. \0This is the rule for today, go ahead."
"\0Kalinka-malinka! Reaper, today is your last but one weekend, and I want to grant you the real brutal environment!" | "\0Balalaika! Vodka! Ushankas!" | "\0Mother Russia, Reaper! Nostrovia!"
"\0Elevator designers are good fellows, they take additional load into account." | "\0I'm not sure that they do it because they're smart, rather as a back-up, but today this reserve will come in handy." | "\0Today the \4Lust is on the agenda. \0Some creatures come to us surrounded by beautiful \4maidens, \0and we have to stop their unbridled joy by sending them to \0to the ball in \2HELL \0hosted by \2Lucifer." | "\0It's simple as this, my dear Reaper. You know what to do."
"\0Reaper, today I want to teach you a valuable lesson and develop your attentiveness." | "\0The last day of your probation period and a final exam is near, so we'll try something really new, confusing and simple at the same time!" | "\0As you remember, \4unremovable blood on the body \0- is the feature of \2HELL \0and \4removable blood \0is the feature of \3Purgatory." | "\0From now on, if you take a closer look, you can find some \4bullet holes." | "\0It means that the creature was killed, and the blood on the body belongs to it. Therefore, you will have to look \4at the other features. \0Clear?" | "\0Get to it, show me your work."
"\0Lies are not always white, Reaper. And I do not want to lie to you, you will face great difficulties, but not today." | "\0Today everything is quite simple - all creatures willing to \4part with their masks \0and think about honesty and truthfulness should be sent to \3Purgatory." | "\0Your day begins!"
"\0I hate \4clowns. \0Send all clowns to \2HELL. \0Go ahead."
"\0Before we proceed to the decisive days of your probation period, everyone must be completely clean." | "\0I don't mean us, I mean our clients, though your mind must be pure, too." | "\0In addition, I don't want to fill \2HELL \0with denizens of \4lust, \0so to speak, let's keep the balance in the upcoming battle!" | "\0Therefore, all the creatures that find the strength to \4renounce \0their lusty \4girlfriends \0should be sent to \3Purgatory \0for correction." | "\0Let's do it!"
"\0It's a very important day today, Reaper. The second most important! " | "\0Instructed by the superiors we begin our preparations for the \2Apocalypse! \0The day is important but not the most difficult." | "\0All \4militant demons \0should be sent to \2Lucifer, \0to \2HELL, \0and \4archangels, \0you will recognize them, should be sent to \1HEAVEN." | "\0That's all, don't let me down."
"\0What do you know of hopelessness, Reaper?" | "\0Yeah, today's the feast day again. If you can call the extinction of creatures a feast, like I do." | "\4Postapocalypse Day \0at your service! Suffering, deprivation, and pain! Get used to it, though you can relax a little." | "\0Your last weekend begins, Reaper! Good luck!"
"\0It's your \4exam day \0today, so brace yourself." | "\0Today you should show what you've learned and use all the \4accumulated skills." | "\0The longest, the most difficult and the most important day, Reaper! Remember, \4your future \0in our company depends on it." | "\0I wish you luck, and may the \4Force \0be with you!" | "\0Break a leg!"