"\0On the orbit of Jupiter, the humans clashed with an unknown race." | "\0The clash quickly escalated into a conflict in which humans cannot possibly win, but those who support \2War \0build a military plant to equip the troops newly sent into orbit with weapons." | "\0It won't lead to victory, only to numerous victims." | "\0Do you want \4to sponsor \0the sabotage activities in the War's plant to prevent additional work?"
"\0The colonists landed on the mainland, literally just a few years ago from the current time point." | "\0They began exploring the land, and in order to free it from the natives, the colonists have decided to give them scarves and blankets infected with a deadly virus." | "\0Sure, \2Pestilence \0is connected somehow. We can help both natives and ourselves, saving us a lot of work, if you reduce the number of victims." | "\We need to weaken the virus to achieve that goal, and this requires \4sponsorship \0in the best traditions of the crowdfunding."
"\0Led by \2Famine \0people have founded the world's first fast-food restaurant." | "\0In the future, without the proper knowledge and habits, thousands of people will die of hunger because of waiting long in lines and more people will die from overeating tasty and unhealthy food." | "\0We cannot stop the progress and the survival of the fittest, but we can, at your \4own expense, \0run a program series \1'No, I don't want a patty, thank you!', \0which will slightly reduce the losses." | "\0What do you think of this, no doubts, \4unique offer?"
"\0Uberadvanced warship Man-o-War leads a fierce firefight with a pirate frigate right now." | "\0As you know, I love pirates, we all love them because of the pretty skull on their flags. But they have no chance against the experienced Manowar crew, especially, against a large number of soldiers, which this monster-ship carry." | "\0You have a great chance to save us from further trouble if we call the heavy fog." | "\0Then the pirates will be able to get away from the fire and stay alive. For some time." | "\0All we need to do is \4to pay the \1'Hermes Corp.' \0for \1the Potion of Fog." | "We'll just spill it in the water and 'the magic will happen' just as written in the instructions on their website."
"\0The fear of many people living on the planet has come to live - the British scientists working on the cure against influenza made a mistake, no doubt with \2Pestilence's \0help, and invented not what they wanted." | "\0Now London is steeped in a thick fog and is inhabited with zombies! But it's not too late, Reaper! Bitten, yet nonmutated people still will be saved, or rather their mutation will be postponed." | "\0We caught up with some \1Kyle Crane \0fellow, he needs our help in transporting the working antidote." | "\0We can't deliver it ourselves, but there is one fearless courier service that is willing to do the job." | "\0It'll \4cost a bit of money, \0what d'you say?"
"\0Reaper, there are the poorest regions, where people are dying of hunger, and at the same time the rich ones, where people die of overeating." | "\0We cannot judge them, but the death rates are our concern." | "\0The \1'Fatts Brothers' \0sausage factory produces sausages containing more fat than is allowed by the production standards." | "\0We can \4step in and replace \0a batch of product labels to make the truthful information available." | "\0Perhaps, people will stop buying it and \2Famine \0won't lose his fat. What do you think?"
"\0A-ha-ha, awesome! You know what is happening? The confederates are concluding a truce with the federals, and that's to our advantage, Reaper. For the conflict will end, and \2War \0will remain out of work." | "\0But, at the same time, there is a super-duper-giant meteor flying to the Earth, to the same region." | "\0I don't propose to stop it because catastrophes are always fun, but we need to slow it down as much as possible, to make the meteor fall after peace truce is signed, as the losses in the result of such an event are not as great as from the long war." | "\0Would you like to \4buy \0front row tickets to this amazing show? \4The contributions \0will be sent to \1Cronus \0to create a local time dilation."
"\0Double trouble, Reaper! People unleashed a war at each other, but there is a chance for a truce, unless one of the parties destroys the other before they agree." | "\0The problem is complicated because of the shortages of the provision delivery to the losing party. We need them to survive a little longer and avoid dying from \2Famine \0and \2War." | "\0This mission is very important, Reaper, and I count on you." | "\0You need to \4provide \0the train carrying food with the solid armor and a powerful locomotive, and this requires \4money. \0Do you want to help?"
"\0What tricky opponents! \2Famine \0and \2Pestilence \0came up with a failsafe method to raise their influence." | "\0Imagine, they developed the donuts, which are addictive and cause terrible allergic reactions that lead to death, and they replaced all the food with these donuts!" | "\0People are now divided into two groups - those who die from the allergic reaction and those who die of hunger. Is there a way we could minimize losses and reduce the amount of our work, Reaper?" | "\0Don't answer, it's simple! But \4we need money to pay for the \0services of \1Shazam the Wizard. \0He will turn all people into giant spiders, and spiders don't eat donuts." | "\0God, it will be the worst planet in the Universe. You're in?"
"\0Once again, \2Pestilence \0and \2War \0created a simple yet effective way to have fun, and we have to deal with this problem, Reaper." | "\2Pestilence \0managed to spread a virus with sustained action and a medication which is very difficult to create. And with the help of \2War \0people started killing each other for this medication." | "\0They have very long-term plans because this virus is deadly without the cure, but it does not prevent people from increasing their population." | "\0In the name of rationalization, Reaper, we need to destroy the damned entire planet to eliminate a future big problem in the bud." | "\0Are you in?"
"\0People announced that \1the Hunger Games \0are open, Reaper! These are the games sponsored by \2Famine \0with a bunch of crazy fun going on with the help of \2War." | "\0I do not like this situation, because, if successful, these games will be repeated year after year, and can penetrate into the other points of time and space, bringing along hordes of victims, whom we have to work with." | "\0So I have a great plan - throw a hydrogen bomb on them, so \1the Hunger Games \0won't become the public knowledge." | "\4We need money, \0Reaper, \1Edward Teller \0promised to share his invention." | "\0What do you say?"
"\0Reaper, \2War \0accomplices sent the envelopes to all heads of states. They contain the latest Pestilence's invention - the powder virus which, if inhaled, transforms the victim into a kitten." | "\0Do you know what will happen if the uncontrolled kitten-presidents will press red buttons?" | "\0A \1World War, \0millions of death, and the tremendous amount of work for me and you." | "\0We cannot let this happen, Reaper, so I suggest you take part in the \4purchasing \0the wool yarns soaked in catnip to distract kittens. \1FedEx \0has already agreed to send them." | "\0Wonderful plan, right?"
"\2Famine \0and \2Pestilence \0used the mankind's delusions of maintaining a slim body shape and different diets, and successfully reduce the population using fat-burning tablets for fitness." | "\0Their feature is that they burn all the body fat completely, which leads to death, and affects us, Reaper, the amount of our... I mean, your work!" | "\0Therefore \4I propose \0to send a Moon to the planet. Or we can simply \4replace the pills \0with real less harmful ones." | "\0What do you think?"